English The reason why women are women

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with

the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our team-mate

without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often

to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without

having to picture them naked

12. If we marry so meone 20 years younger,

we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence
because they aren’t listening anyway.

Has God willed that women be pilots, the sky would be pink.

Ummm - if that's "the reason why women are women", then all that must have been the case already in the pre-human era
- or there would have been no women at all (which I'd greatly regret )...

() qilin

years ago I might have found these statements funny,

today I find them silly..

chris33

The idea of woman is usually more reliable
than the knowledge of men!

I find some quotations about why women are woman funny, others less so or almost rude.
I am glad to be a human, never mind male or female.
But thank you for putting it in. It gives us something to talk about