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What a great Idea. The problem is..
Until I have asked if they wear false teeth hearing aids etc., they have passed me by.
Just in case. Everyone should have one of these Aids from Cannon
That would cure the no-wear-masks people
Fantastic idea Karl .-)
Greetings and take care
Yoli
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
„But officer,“ the man began, „I can explain…“
„Just be quiet,“ snapped the officer. „I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.“
„But, officer, I just wanted to say…,“
„And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!“
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, „Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.“
„Don’t count on it,“ answered the fellow in the cell. „I’m the groom
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pait of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and wears them home, full of pride
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Do you see anything different about me."
Bessie looks up from her knitting and gives him a once over before saying, "Nope."
Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Do you see anything diffrtent about me now."
Bessie sighs, folds her knitting across her lap and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies with a cat-like grin, "Shoulda bought a new hat, Ray. Ya shoulda bought a "new hat"
how about that one?
Benefits of a good vocabulary!
I recently called an old Engineering
buddy of mine and asked what he
was working on these days.
He replied that he was working on
“Aqua- thermal treatment of
ceramics, aluminum and steel under
a constrained environment.”
I was impressed until, upon further
inquiry, I learned that he was
washing dishes with hot water under
his wife’s supervision
Hi Yoli - you are great! This is the humour I like!
that's a good one Woschi!
