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Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass dein Witz nicht verstanden wurde 😏
👼 Tine
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LG
Sam
Lieber Sam - für wie blöd hältst Du unsere community eigentlich? Man benötigt sicher kein Staatsexamen, um diesen netten Witz zu verstehen?
Rosemarie
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She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor and offer!
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Sam
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Sam
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- "When you caught it, don´t let it go".
jacaré4
“I was reading a book – ‘The History of Glue’ – I couldn’t put it down.”
“I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: ‘What does surrender mean?’ I said: ‘I give up!'”
“I went into a shop and I said, ‘Can someone sell me a kettle?’ The bloke said ‘Kenwood?’ I said, ‘Where is he?'”
“I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Tim?’ I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.’
“I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — it was just collecting dust.”
The shomaster is asking difficult questions:: The first words Eve said to Adam?
The student answered: .... ....Oh, that´s a hard one.
You could put that on a German coin - Merkel when she thinks about Laschet .....