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TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same
                       as your brother's. Did you copy his?
 


CLYDE  :        No, sir. It's the same dog.   


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als Antwort auf Shenaya vom 05.11.2020, 11:07:25

yes Shenaya..unfortunately I fit in that generation.
Also stay home I do.
It is well shown in the little picture


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We cannot continue to live in fear ....

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als Antwort auf Karl vom 07.11.2020, 21:32:41
From an American friend I got these political jokes:

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als Antwort auf Karl vom 08.11.2020, 09:54:18

I do like the restrained manners of Biden, but probably it needs more power to make people to forget Trump.

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als Antwort auf rose42 vom 08.11.2020, 10:03:38
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