English English jokes
Peggy: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Peggy.
"I was sooo hungry, I ate two pasties today !"
(picture taken from "The Cornishman")
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says:
"Across the desert sand
Crossed a lonely caravan,
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
We found three girls there in a tent,
Cause they were three, and we were two --
I booked one and Tim booked two.”
There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man. They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says:
"Across the desert sand
Crossed a lonely caravan,
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu."
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
We found three girls there in a tent,
Cause they were three, and we were two --
I booked one and Tim booked two.”
I would like to share a joke too, since I love jokes :
my joke would be: 2020
haha I think that's the shortest joke so far
Re your short joke I've got a slightly longer version, which 'yoli' might like, too:
The 4 years old child sat in bed, hands folded, eyes closed and prayed:
" my dear Lord, could you eventually please delete and reinstall 2020 - it's got a virus". ;-))
Re your short joke I've got a slightly longer version, which 'yoli' might like, too:
The 4 years old child sat in bed, hands folded, eyes closed and prayed:
" my dear Lord, could you eventually please delete and reinstall 2020 - it's got a virus". ;-))
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
YES True > Henning, that is a sweet one. Bless the litttle boy
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps?
Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink.
And mum. Why do we have this large fur?
Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold.
And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs.
Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand.
But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?