English Christmas Jokes - with a Covid theme

The sort of thing that we find in our Christmas crackers ....

- Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
- They have herd immunity.

- What's the cheapest way to get around Bethlehem?
- On a Lidl donkey

- Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?
- Because there was no Zoom at the inn.

- Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?
- Home Alone.

- How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
- He keeps a logbook

- Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
-  All Virgin flights were cancelled